To Win This Game, You Have To Guess Where It Abandoned You

To Win This Game, You Have To Guess Where It Abandoned You

GeoGuessr, as you might have guessr'd from the name, is a straightforward game. You get dropped in the middle of a random location on Google Street View and have to guess, based on your surroundings, where the hell you are. The closer you are, the higher your score. Pretty simple right?The difficulty varies wildly. Sometimes it'll drop you in front of a sign that reads "Welcome to Rio De Janeiro", and other times it'll strand your ass on a dirt … [Read more...]

Show Us What You Love And Hate About Nathan Drake’s Character Design

Show Us What You Love And Hate About Nathan Drake's Character Design

Ah, Uncharted's Nathan Drake — The everyman's adventurer. In a gaming landscape populated with neckless, 'roid-filled space marines and cyborg ninjas, you're here to remind us that being a regular joe on a mystical adventure is its own kind of cool. Drake has gone through a lot of small, tiny changes over the years, but one thing that has mostly remained (somewhat) constant is the 'Half-tuck' — An innovative form of shirt wearing that game … [Read more...]

The Quiet Moments In Metro: Last Light’s Apocalypse

The Quiet Moments In Metro: Last Light's Apocalypse

Mood is such an important thing in a nuclear apocalypse; a detail that is so easy to forget. That’s something that’s painfully palpable in the first hour of Metro: Last Light Yes there are telepathic, radioactive creatures. Yes, there is shooting and stabbing. But what really sticks to my ribs more than anything are those tiny, nigh invisible moments of quiet — those tiny glimpses when you see someone frittering away time and simply being a … [Read more...]

Some of the Best & Worst One-Liners in Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon, came out last week. If you played it, you may notice that its main character, Rex "Power" Colt, is an unstoppable, one-liner army. In the supercut above, I assembled some of Rex's funniest, stupidest and most groan-worthy zingers. See how long you can go without cringing, giggling or saying "I see what you did there!" to your monitor. Head's up: the above video above has very mild, pun-centric spoilers and contains … [Read more...]

Snoop Dogg’s New Game is Essentially PaRappa The Rapper but Broken

Did you know that Snoop Dogg (né ‘Snoopy’) has a game out today? It’s true! Its also doesn’t work half the time! Way of the Dogg is a downloadable game out today for XBLA. In it, you play a blacksploitation stereotype named America Jones (let that one really sink in) whose girlfriend is shot (it’s not clear why) after he loses a rigged, underground cage match. America swears vengeance against the poorly-explained villains and seeks … [Read more...]

Breaking Down The Absurd Anatomy of a Video Game Scare Piece

Breaking Down The Absurd Anatomy of a Video Game Scare Piece

Yesterday, Katie Couric did an hour-long exposé on the dangers of violent, addictive video games. While at times it attempted to be sympathetic and contained actual moments of pathos, it was essentially a maudlin, fear-mongering and clichéd piece of television meant to provide easy answers and scapegoats to very real, complicated problems. Here’s the whole thing in a nutshell. Two Stories Katie brings out two legitimately tragic stories. One … [Read more...]