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Esoteric Programming Languages Are Enjoyable—Till They Kill the Joke

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Esoteric Programming Languages Are Fun—Until They Kill the Joke
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Some programming languages helped ship people to the moon, some are cooking up new leukemia medication, and a few exist simply to fuck with you. Brainfuck is a minimalist “esoteric language,” or “esolang,” made up of simply eight non-alphabetic characters. Esolangs are experimental, jokey, and deliberately hard-to-use languages created to push the boundaries of code (and your buttons). In Brainfuck, a part of the essential “Howdy, World” program appears to be like like .<-.<.+++.——.—, which makes any regular particular person wish to say “Goodbye, World.”

Most esolangs don’t even appear to be laptop code in any respect. Right here’s one method to print “HI” within the Shakespeare Programming Language:

All of the World’s a Program.

Hamlet, a melancholy prince.
Ophelia, the voice of the machine.

Act: 1.
Scene: 1.

[Enter Hamlet and Ophelia]

Ophelia: You might be as candy because the sum of an attractive sincere good-looking courageous peaceable noble Lord and a cheerful light golden King. Communicate your thoughts!

Hamlet: You might be as stunning because the sum of blossoming pretty tremendous cute fairly sunny summer season’s day and a scrumptious candy scrumptious rose. You might be as stunning because the sum of thyself and a flower. Communicate your thoughts!

[Exeunt]

Principally, Hamlet and Ophelia are “variables” to which numerical values get assigned. The nouns “Lord” and “King” every have a worth of +1, and adjectives akin to “candy” and “stunning” act as multipliers, producing numbers that correspond to ASCII characters—“H” for Hamlet and “I” for Ophelia. “Communicate your thoughts!” prints them.

Esolangs can get much more unhinged than that. On the Esolang Wiki, you’ll discover a listing of not less than 6,000 of those screwball languages and counting. As a Korean, I’m amused by !, an esolang that requires applications to be written in grammatically right Korean. Then there’s Whitespace, an invisible language made up of issues like areas and tabs. If you happen to’re craving extra coloration, there’s Piet (as in Mondrian), whose “code” consists of 20 colours organized on a grid, producing applications that appear to be summary work. Some esolangs are even “Turing-complete,” that means they will theoretically do all the things that extra accountable languages like C++ or Python can (very like how you may, in principle, use a letter opener as an alternative of a sushi knife to arrange a 12-course omakase).

However taken collectively, you begin to surprise what all these brainfucks are good for. Taking part in round with them is directly amusing and aggravating, inundated as you’re with numerous clones, minor rule variations on present languages (like Whitespace however with parentheses), and languages created only for the profane hell of it. In her ebook Idea of the Gimmick, the literary critic Sianne Ngai says that gimmicks—all the things from Duchamp’s Fountain to Google Glass—are “working too little but in addition working too arduous.” They put in minimal effort however beg to be observed. All in all, gimmicks will be “labor-saving” cheats that skip the arduous work wanted to create one thing with actual substance.

So: Are esolangs gimmicks?

We programmers have at all times been sickos, so it’s not stunning that esolangs emerged early in our historical past. In 1972, two Princeton college students, Donald Woods and James Lyon, created the Compiler Language With No Pronounceable Acronym, or INTERCAL (naturally). It stays probably the most totally fleshed-out eso-langs round, with a 20-page reference handbook—a parody of IBM documentation—laced with comedy and sadism. INTERCAL complains for those who don’t embrace sufficient situations of the key phrase PLEASE, nevertheless it additionally rejects applications for those who use the phrase an excessive amount of. You terminate a program with PLEASE GIVE UP.


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